Travel Trivia

What is green and white and warm all over? An airsick child.
What is green and white and brown and red and yellow and sticky and warm all over? A vomitting airsick child.
What is green and white and brown and red and yellow and sticky and wet and frantic all over? The dad of the airsick child who just got throw up placed ever so skillfully in his hands and lap and shoes and seat by the vomitting airsick child.