Top 10 Lessons From FPO Training
10. Spaghetti sauce can be renamed as chili if you add beans
9. Your brain cannot absorb more than your bottom can endure(your teachers need to think on this one)
8. Chili can be rerenamed as beef noodle soup if you add spaghetti noodles and gravy
7. It is physically impossible for a human being to drink a gallon of milk in one hour without throwing it all back up
6. Beef noodle soup can be rererenamed as oreintal soup if you add leftover pulled pork barbeque from last night's dinner and a little terryaki sauce
5. Natural gas can and will be used against you in an FPO training class
4. Oriental soup can be rerererenamed as vegatable soup if you add corn
3. When in country our CEE SC from the IMB in RVA will always have an SP for the JMs and ISCs aided by the PMs's resulting in CPMs full of GCCs
2. Ground beef, rice, coconut, raisins, sunflower seeds, green onions, and bananas all mixed together is actually better than #4, #6, #8, and #10
1. Women who wear jumpers are hot! (see picture below)
9. Your brain cannot absorb more than your bottom can endure(your teachers need to think on this one)
8. Chili can be rerenamed as beef noodle soup if you add spaghetti noodles and gravy
7. It is physically impossible for a human being to drink a gallon of milk in one hour without throwing it all back up
6. Beef noodle soup can be rererenamed as oreintal soup if you add leftover pulled pork barbeque from last night's dinner and a little terryaki sauce
5. Natural gas can and will be used against you in an FPO training class
4. Oriental soup can be rerererenamed as vegatable soup if you add corn
3. When in country our CEE SC from the IMB in RVA will always have an SP for the JMs and ISCs aided by the PMs's resulting in CPMs full of GCCs
2. Ground beef, rice, coconut, raisins, sunflower seeds, green onions, and bananas all mixed together is actually better than #4, #6, #8, and #10
1. Women who wear jumpers are hot! (see picture below)
posted by Joe and Becca at 8:02 PM
3 Comments:
If I hadn't lived it, I'd never believe it. Until week three, if I didn't like the meal, I decided to "just have the soup". I believe week three was a definite turning point in my life! That's when I developed a deep love of cereal.
i couldnt help but just AH as i read it... so true and yet, it gave our experience so much more character...i guess:) i miss you guys and hope you have a wonderful CHristmas!
aura
Hahaha! Hilarious, and so true. It's amazing how creative that chef is...
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